Known under various alias’ inc’ Lord Lucan, John Darwin.
Last seen in a canoe on Humber. Note on Beach beneath Humber Bridge said heading for Brazil. Large reward of 1 pint in Pheasant Keswick for first sighting.
The Ladyside Pike Alpine Club
A lesson in how to grow old with a total lack of dignity.
Mountains, followed by Beer, Curry and a Full English that’s the way to do it.